November 2012
fasterfood:
take advantage of black friday by following my blog for free
darrynek:
please take your shoes off before entering my blog
inkys:
if you have a trampoline at your house there’s a 100% chance that when i’m over all i am thinking about is when can we go on the trampoline
October 2012
geekyandpointless:
IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK
tearsofareaper:
if beyoncé sneezed on me i would say thank you
gallifreyantimelady:
fabulousfinnick:
i dont know about you, but im joining the dorito fandom
we can even night blog about it
I am 4000% done with tumblr
fashion-dolls:
Life’s hard when you’re poor but have expensive taste
introspective-:
graveyardexplorers:
sometimes i only shave one leg so i lie down it feels like i’m laying next to a man
this is the saddest thing ive ever seen on the internet
Person: What state do you live in?
Me: Denial.
friend: hey can i use your computer
me:
friend: why do you look so scared
“can you read the next paragraph to the class?”
Reblog if your name's not Rick.
hersheykiss3s:
gonna assume that everyone who scrolls right past this is named rick
marina-sexual:
Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think “how”
walking to math class
the-hooded-geek:
spookydragonwithdeadlylegs:
ugh dude she totally boyfriendzoned me. i cant believe it man ive been nothing if not friendly to her. all i wanted was to be able to have a movie night with a friend every once in a while but now im expected to kiss her too. ugh man im so upset right now this happens with literally every girl i meet
Said no one ever
iwishiwasahippy:
Why can’t I be one of those naturally skinny girls that has the metabolism of a 5 year old and gets to eat everything in sight who also wakes up with glowing skin and has singing birds in her hair
dublinman:
I swear, I will do anything to keep you happy. I’ll take care of you when you’re sick. I’ll cuddle you when you’re cold. I’ll tell you funny stories when you’re sad. If you need to bitch, I’ll listen and bitch with you. I’ll cook for and with you. I’ll sing to you when we’re on long drives. If you want to go traveling, you know I’ll be right by your side. We can do absolutely crazy...
my tombstone will probably just say “ok”
That awkward moment when you think you know...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
September 2012
avvatar:
duoverse:
marcelinesexual:
i wish i could carry around cards at school that have reaction images on it so when someone says something stupid i could just hold up a card and be like
this exists
it’s called facial expression
i’d like to see u try and make this face
